Melatonin Mountaineers logoMelatonin MountaineersEst. 2020: Five Goobers, One Tent
Five friends · Every national park

Adventure is better together.

We're the Melatonin Mountaineers: five friends working our way through the national parks, one trip at a time.

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Parks Visited
5
Mountaineers
14
Parks All 5 Have Hit
1
Group Chat, Always Active
The crew at the Zion National Park entrance sign
Who we are

Five friends, a shared group chat, and a running list of trails.

The Melatonin Mountaineers started as a handful of friends looking for an excuse to get outside together. It turned into wading through the Narrows, white-knuckling the chains on Angels Landing, and standing at overlooks that make the drive worth it.

No pros here, just a group that shows up, laces up, and keeps a running tally of which parks are left.

Hoodoos stretching across Bryce Canyon
Cloud layers over Yosemite Valley at dawn
A snow-filled cirque in Great Basin
Rock spires along a Badlands trail
Highlight Reels

The moments between trailheads

Rafting, jeep roads, lake jumps, and campfire s'mores: the parts of the trip that aren't on a map.

The crew sitting on a ridge above the clouds in Alaska
Above the Clouds
Sunset over the Badlands spires
Badlands Sunset
A still lake mirroring the pines in Voyageurs
Quill Lake
The van on a dirt road under a full moon
Van Road Trips
Canyon walls narrowing in Zion
The Narrows
Sun cresting the ridge above an alpine lake
Alpine Light
A glacier meeting turquoise water in Kenai Fjords
Glacier Water
A waterfall surrounded by autumn colour at Cuyahoga
Autumn Falls
Where We've Been

39 of 63 national parks, checked off

Every dot is a park. Color shows how many of the five of us have made it there; hover a dot for the roster.

PEOPLE VISITED:012345: all of us

Two units don't plot on the mainland/Alaska/Hawaii map: American Samoa (0 of 5) · Virgin Islands (0 of 5); still on the list.

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